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- *cute boy walks past*
- me: no wait come back i love you
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- friend: aww my boyfriend just text me, so cute
- me: my 72 cats haven't learnt how to text yet.
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- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
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Imamo umjetnost da ne bismo umrli od istine.
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via yourevictimofyourownmind)
